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Screw the Nether - text

[Martyn]
It's deep underground,
Past the bedrock.
But don't dig straight down,
You'll regret that.
But now you feel brave,
Equipped with your spade,
To roam in these caves.

Not looking for gold,
This stuff's purple.
Or so I've been told,
By some people.
I'll find a few bricks,
Where the two of these mix,
With a couple of clicks.

I'll be swinging my pick.

This is all the prep that I go through,
Even if my tools are just make-do.
I'm moving to the Nether,
I'm moving to the Nether,
I'm moving to the Nether.

Ten blocks is the magical total,
As that's enough to build up my portal.
Moving to the Nether,
I'm moving to the Nether,
I'm moving to the Nether.

[Lewis]
Welcome to hell,
Weather's great here.
So pull up a chair,
Have a cold beer.
You can live by the sea,
So happy you'll be,
With your cobblestone tree.

Oh!

The neighbours aren't bright,
They're delicious.
We eat bacon all night,
It's nutritious.
Hear all of them squeal,
From damage I deal,
There's plenty to steal.

[Martyn]
Hack and slash
Golden nuggets; I'm rich!

[Martyn, Simon & Lewis]

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight,
Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright.
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it in the Nether.

Don't expect to see any creepers,
That's one of my favourite features.
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it in the Nether.

[Simon]
You gotta know,
You have to fight,
Learn to play,
There's mobs, but it's not night.
A wooden sword won't do it,
They're gonna blast right through it.
You got a potion, use it.

So watch your back,
I won't warn you twice.
Fight that ghast,
Ooooooooh!
Make you cry.

They shoot the ground around you,
Making holes to fall through.
You know you're probably going to,
And there you go -

[Sparkles*]
- in the lava again!

[Martyn & Sparkles*]
Feels like hell the things I've just been through,
Won't believe a word when I tell you.
Know what? Screw the Nether,
You know what? Screw the Nether,
You know what? Screw the Nether,

Can't believe I lost my new gear too,
Think I'd better come and rejoin you.
Know what? Screw the Nether,
You know what? Screw the Nether,
You know what? Screw the Nether,

[Lewis](Speaking)
That's it, I'm sick of this place,
It sucks,
It's too hot,
It never rains,
I'm sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty,
and filthy,
and on fire.

I'm absolutely sick of this place,
Ahrm, I miss nature,
All the pigs, and the cows, and all that... sheep 'n stuff,
I didn't think I'd miss it, but I do!
Oh my god!

How sad...
I wish...
I wish I could just return to the normal world again.

Bye!

Text přidal MaestroMichi

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