Sittin' In The Hot Wok Takeaway
Every Single Thing Has Gone Wrong From That Day
"I Like English Man" Said She
Cor! I Thought Free Chop Suey?
I Was Sittin' In The Hot Wok, What A Shock I Got, Didn't I, Ay
Sittin' In The Hot Wok, She Wooed Me
She Was Gonna Make A Mockery ... Of Me
Bamboozled By A Chinese Bint, She Milked Me Dry
And Left ... Me Skint
In A Peking Penthouse Pad, With The Bank Account I Once Had
She Knew It But I Didn't Know That, Id End Up In A Council Flat
Tricked And Sick, Why Did He Pick A Chick
When She's A Cheatin' Chick From China
Sittin' In The Hot Wok Penniless
She Got Me In An Oriental Mess
I Tell For, A Bird So Bad, That Hong Kong Whore
Took All ... I Had
Flat Broke ... I Was In A Fix, By A Bit O' Skirt With Chopsticks
For A Little Eastern Crumpet, I Was Left 10 Grand In Debt
Our last album?
- The death of Barry the ro..
- Cheating chick from China
- Daveys days
- No one knew the real Emu
- I gave my heart to a slag..
- Jeans been
- Rita is innocent
- She is so modern
- Chenky is a puff
- I caught it from Camilla
- The final countdown
- Tony talks tripe
- Yul Brynner was a skinhea..
- 1. Nellie The Elephant
- 2. 500 miles
- 3. Please release me
- 4. Lambrusco Kid
- 5. Dig That Groove Baby
- 6. Idle Gossip
- 7. Yul Brynner was a skinhea..
- 8. My wife is a psychopath
- 9. Spiders in the dressing r..
- 10. Any dream will do