[Bachelor boy (When Gary married Melanie)]
When I Was Young My Father Said
"Son I Have Something To Say,"
And What He Told Me I'll Never Forget
Until My Dying Day
He Said, "Son You Are A Bachelor Boy
And That's The Way To Stay
Son You Are A Bachelor Boy"
-Huh- I Wish I Was A Bloody Bachelor Boy
A Happy Ba-Che-Lor Was He,
But He Ain't No More, Gormless Garry
Us He Ditched, When He Got Hitched
To A Witch And A Bitch Called... Melanie
Who's That Then? - Garry, Who? - Garry
Slouched On The Couch With That Cow,
There Ain't Any Doubt There's No Escape
Now Off His Head, Contented
Instead He Wed, Melanie
He Said, "I Only Wanted To Stay Young"
But The Silly Sucker, Flung His Life Away
"I Only Wanted To Be Free"
And He Took No Notice O' Me
And It's All Over Now -Huh- For Garry
The Bag Nagged Gaz To Have A Kid
The Most Gormless Thing Garry Ever Did
Stuck In A Rut, He Knows He's A Nut
With A Pain In The Butt Called Melanie
Off His Head, Off His Tree
Garry Was A Sucker When He Married Melanie
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- Im a lonely bastard
- Shes a leech
- Shell be back with keith ..
- 500 miles
- Bachelor boy
- Fred Olivier
- In Tommys head
- Bored housewife
- The memory of Nobby
- The devil went down to Sc..
- 1. Nellie The Elephant
- 2. 500 miles
- 3. Please release me
- 4. Lambrusco Kid
- 5. Dig That Groove Baby
- 6. Idle Gossip
- 7. Yul Brynner was a skinhea..
- 8. My wife is a psychopath
- 9. Spiders in the dressing r..
- 10. Any dream will do