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Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song - Parody "The Horn.. - text

Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything
uh
I'm gonna sign on Facebook and look thru my fans
maybe one of them'll let me get in they pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

I'll be sending mass texts just trying to get lucky
call my homegirl ask her how much for some suckie
'Cause i don't wanna use my freaking hand

Oh yes, I'd hit it, i'd hit it
I'd hit it cuz I can

Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything- (lick on my balls)
Woohoo lick on my balls
Woohoo lick
Tomorrow I'll wake up, and i'll look for ass
Find a really cheap hoe, then i'll bust really fast
And she's gonna scream out
Your dick stinks
(Oh my god, your dick stinks)

Yeah,
I might mess around
Catch a new STD
I bet my old man is just so scared for me
Don't worry pops, my condom fits great

Oh yes, I'd hit it, i'd hit it
I'd hit it cuz I can

Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything-

No, I don't mind your pubic hair
Or those stains on your underwear
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

In your butt or you big ole cooch
Til everything hangs loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
oh
Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything- (lick on my balls)

Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

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