and the states of America,
there is a country in the middle that is known as Canada
Where the natives are all happy,
and the lakes are fresh and clean,
there is no unemployment,
and no one is mean.
and the winters are never cold.
There is no clear-cut logging,
and no ozone hole.
In Canada, no one ever goes to Hell.
Elvis is alive in Moosejaw, but we leave him alone (thankyouverymuch)
In Canada, no one has to mow their lawn!
The banks are all nonprofit, and the dollar moves at
ninety-nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine (That's American, ya know)
The courts are always fair.
Whose mechanics never ever swear
(Oh, I put my finger on the darned manifold, ooh, that's hot!)
growing wheat and marijuana together, hydroponically.
Nobody has pimples, and the skies are all so clear,
and when Jesus Christ comes back to Earth,
I know he'll be born here.
And you're never put on hold,
Canada's a country carved entirely from gold.
In Canada, no one ever cuts the cheese.
The country of love is the country for me
Starts with a "C".
- 1. Canada's Loser Prime Mini..
- 2. The Asshole Song
- 3. The Toronto Song
- 4. The Canada Song
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