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What's cracking, little bitches? You like cars and trucks?
'Murica, robots, explosions, and butts?
Well here is picture painted for you
Straight from Michael Bay's brush
Starring Shia Labeouf
And right before he went nuts
He's a nerdy-ass teen with shitty-ass ride
And little did he know that there's a robot inside
And it's form outer space, just like a Optimus Prime!
And all the other ones who play up racial stereotypes
And now we got the Allspark, gives the plot a jumpstart
Make shit more chaotic than Black Friday at a Wal-Mart
Destroyed in Megatron's heart, get the hell out of here

Dry hump on Bumblebee
Yeah man, that's really weird
Whatever! I don't care as long as stuff explodes
It's a city planner's nightmare
SMASHING ROADS!
Lotsa light and loud noises!
SENSES OVERLOAD
Transformers, mother truckers, that's just how it goes

Transformers, more than meets the eye
But not much more than explosions and hot chicks
Transformers, robot in disguise
In disguise meening no discrenable features
Transformers, racially diverse
Yet, they keep poking fun at the hispanic guy
Transformers, tyrese at his worse!
SHOCKINGLY, YES
EVERYBODY SHUT UP!

Revenge of the fallen, all back 'cept jazz
But with new racist robots!
And Megan Fox's ass
That Michael Bay films form every possible angel
He even lets a tiny robot dry hump her ankles
Shia's parents and their dogs, everybody's bangin, Y'all
Promiscuous decepticons and robots with giant balls
What about the plot?
Well there's this thing called the matrix, they gotta blow it up
So it's pretty much the same shit

Third movie, ain't you seen it?
Fox's ass was told to beat it
Now we got a model from Victoria's secret
And Shia's gotta save the world one last time
With a same damn plot line. No wonder this kid lost his mind
How's this movie end?
Oh, with butterflies and rainbows, bunny rabbits, sunshine...
Not in Michael Bay's show!
HUGE FIRES
ARMY GUYS
CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS!!!
Michael Bay fucks you in the face with no lotion!

Transformers, more than meets the eye
Unless your eyes are blinded by this lens flare
Transformers, robot in disguise
They're way too big to effectively hide
Transformers, funny cameos
JOHN TURTURRO!
I was thiking Ken Jeong
Transformers, one more film to go!
THANK GOD
HELL YEAH, LET'S DO IT

OPTIMUS IS STILL ALIVE!!
Save the planet one more time
Marky Mark
Instead of Shia
New hot chick!
She's a minor...
WHAT?!
Dawr! Dinosaur!
Slash and kill 'em with a sword
Copy paste the plotline, Yo
THINGS EXPLODE!
So you don't get bored
BOOM! BIGGER, FASTER, STRONGER
EVERY MOVIE FEELS LONGER
BOOM BANG!
Even though they...
BUTT!
Keep on getting sponsored
BANG! BOOM! BOOBS!
Oh, and Frasier's evil
BOOBS
BANG!
BUTT!
SEX!
DAD?
BANG!
BOOM!
BANG!

Transformers, more than meets the eye
Nope, It's exactly what you'd expect
Transformers, robot in disguise
Just a machine that prints Michael Bay's paychecks
Transformers, super worth your time
Transformers, go see number 5!

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