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[Johnny Cage (Egoraptor):]
Hey
Welcome to Mortal Kombat High School
You the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?
[Ken Masters (Danny Sexbang):]
Yeah, I'm Ken
I like wearing red and making friends
Yay!
[Johnny:]
What's up, I'm Johnny Cage
Let me show you around
I'll introduce you to the crew
And tell you how to get down
That hottie doing homework over there is Sonya Blade
She's the most popular girl in our whole entire grade
And that's Liu Kang, his kick flip helped the track team win the relay race
Mileena's sorta sexy, but she's kinda got a butter face
And over there is Raiden, he's the smartest kid in class
And this is Shang Tsung, he'll pull your spine out through your ass
[Ken:] What?
[Chorus - Danny Sexbang:]
You're in Mortal Kombat High
Where the girls are fly
And there's a pretty good chance you'll die (Like 100 fucking cent baby)
That's right
It's time to test your might
So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes
[Ken:] Johnny Cage, I don't know if I'm gonna fit in at this school
[Johnny:]
Hey, don't worry Ken
The students here are super chill and cool
Scorpion's romantic and he's gentle as a deer
Look, listen to the new love song he wrote
It's called, "Come Here!"
[Danny:] La la la la la la la la la
[Scorpion (Egoraptor):] COME HERE!
[Danny:] Agh!
[Danny:] A la la la la la la la la la
[Scorpion:] GET OVER HERE!
[Danny:] AHHHHHH!
[Johnny:]
This is Goro, he's a demon
And he really loves to kill
He's pull your nutsack up over your head
And roll you down a hill
And Kano, he is criminally insane-o
By the way, though
If I say so, I can make Sub-Zero crush your skull like Play-Doh
The moral is Street Fighter High can't deal with the fatalities
And if you fuck with us, your death is an eventuality
You better watch your back, 'cause we will be watching you closely
And if you step to us, you know that ass is gettin' TOASTY!
[Chorus - Danny:]
Yeah-eah-ah!
It's prime time for romance
Make Kitana your deal
She'll decapitate you with her fans
There's a chance you will not survive this dance
There are so many wondrous ways for us to kill your ass
[Johnny:]
Killed at a blood transfusion! (Donatality!)
Stabbed while ejaculating! (Masturbatality!)
Eating too much pasta! (Carbohydratality!)
I'm having trouble peeing
That's a prostatetality!
Killed as you're conceived! (Procreatality!)
¡Muerte Español! (Translatality!)
Cut my triple axel! (Figure skatality!)
[Ken:] I like it when a girl has a nice personality!
Ahem
I'll see myself out

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