With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again, only human again
Poised and polish and gleaming with charm
I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more
When we're human again, good and human again
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savoir faire
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair
It's my prayer to be human again
When the world once more starts making sense
In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back, sipping tea
Let my early retirement commence
Far from fools made of wax,
I'll get down to brass tacks and real-A-A-A-x!
So sweep the dust from the floor
Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell someone
might break the spell any day now
Alert the dust pail and broom
If it all goes as planned our time
may be at hand any day now
Put these here and put those over there
Sweep up the years, the sadness
and tears and throw them away
When the girl finally sets us all free
Cheeks a-blooming again, we're assuming again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre
We'll be playing again, holidaying again
And we're praying it's ASAP
We will push, we will shove
They will both fall in love
And we'll finally be human again...
than this of Juliet and her Romeo."
Could you read it again?
Well, here. Why don't you read it to me?
Hmm... I-I can't.
You mean you never learned?
I learned, a little. It's just been so long.
Well here, I'll help you. Let's start...here.
Two (I knew that).
Two households, both alike in dignity...
We'll whirling around with such ease
When we're human again, only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes
We'll be floating again, we'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding, as fine as you please
On that glorious morn, when we're finally re-born
And we're all of us human again!