Grinch Schedule by Jim Carrey - text
The nerve of those Whos!
Inviting me done there, on such short notice!
Even if I wanted to go my SCHEDULE Wouldn't allow it!
One o'clock, Wallow in self pity.
Four thirty, stare into the abyss.
Five o'clock, solve world hunger; tell no one.
Five thirty, Jazz-ercise.
Six thirty, dinner with me. I can't cancle that again!
Seven o'clock, wrestle with my self-loathing...
Well if I bump the loathing to to nine
I could still be done in time to lay in bed
And stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness...
But what would I wear!!
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