Pirate King: We're gonna have to kill ya if you sing the freakin' song
Pirate King: It didn't win an Emmy, now it's time to move along
Pirate King: Winter's not just coming
Pirate #1: Then it came
Pirate #2: And then it went
Pirate King: Now it's back with this year's least expected big event!
King Richard: You mean?
Pirate #2: Arrgh!
Pirates: It's...a...new season for our hero and pals
Pirate #1: A new season and it's gonna be scorchin'
Pirate #2: Off on new sprees and new exotic locales
Pirate King: With new guests who'll cost the network a fortune
King Richard: I'll go reclaim the castle I'm the rightful ruler of
Galavant: I'll suffer through the hassle then go save my one true love
Pirates: It's a new season, so we won't be reprisin' that tune
Man: Way back in days of old
There was a legend told
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Galavant
Hortensian Army: It's a new season in Hortensia too
Jester: A new season and it's totally bitchin'
Gwynne: We've got new fleas in our new clothing
Chef: It's true!
And new cheese in our new cutting-edge kitchen
King of Valencia: We'll stay here with the princess 'til she weds her little cuz
Queen of Valencia: Yes, we know it's incest, still, it's what our family does
Hortensian Group: It's a new season...
Prince Harry: ...and my Izzy, why she's in her room
Isabella: I've tried so desperately to win my freedom
Tried, yes, I've tried, dear god, I've tried
Though as a feminist I don't quite need him
Where is my Galavant?
Come find me, Galavant!
When will our plot lines re-collide?
Madalena: It's a new season for our brand new regime
Gareth: A new season here in sunny Valencia
Madalena: With new treason to deliciously scheme
Gareth: And new levels of psychotic dementia
Madalena: I'm putting every qualm aside to seize the kingdom's reigns
Gareth: I'll commit some homicide and sing a few refrains
Sid: And this season maybe I'll get to squeeze in some...
Women: So in the weeks to come ignore the pageants that they'll hold
Gareth: Skip the football matches...
Jester: ...and the globes made out of gold
Pirates: Screw all those apprentices...
Women: ...and every bachelorette
Valencian Group: Give into the miracle that no one thought we'd get!
Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: It's...a...new season though it's still not that long
Hortensian Group: A new season with some slightly new shadings
Valencian Group: There's still no reason why we bust into song
Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: You'll know hell's freezing if we get decent ratings
Isabella: Join the royals...
Jester: ...and the jester...
Gwynne: ...and the servant...
Chef: ...and the chef
Madelena: The queen
Gareth: ...the thug...
Galavant: ...the hero...
King Richard: ...and the hero's BFF.
Sid: And the whole entire season ends with armies from Valencia, Hortensia, and Richard's land in one ginormous battle to decide who's gonna be the one true king to rule the whole entire...
Gareth: Way to blow it, you prat
Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: It's a new season so hang onto your sword
Hortensian Group: A new season which you'll prob'ly record
Valencian Group: A new season so get comfortable please and let's go!
Galavant: See, now THAT was a number!
- A New Season
- Off With His Shirt
- World's Best Kiss
- Agree to Disagree
- Maybe You Won't Die Alone
- What Am I Feeling
- Happiest Day of my Life
- This is as Good as it Get..
- My Dragon Pal and Me
- Dwarves Vs Giants
- Today We Rise
- Different Kind of Princes..
- He Was There
- If I Were a Jolly Blacksm..
- He Was There Reprise
- I Don't Like You
- Love Makes the World Bran..
- Time is of the Essence
- A Dark Season
- Galavant Recap
- A Good Day to Die
- A Good Day to Die (Repris..
- Do the D'Dew
- Will My Day Ever Come
- A Real Life, Happily Ever..
- Season 2 Finale
- Build a New Tomorrow