Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
With EMGs and a whammy bar
I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass because
Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
With a stuardess named Angelina Jolie
But Santa has forsaken me
A new liver and a truck of beer
But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
- Holiday Hate (Doom to the..
- Jolly old Sadist
- HXc VS \m/
- Jingle Bell Metal (Silent..
- Red Snow
- Happy Fucking New Year
- 1. 373 Thank Yous
- 2. Because Boobs
- 3. Beer!!!
- 4. Cockblock
- 5. This is not a Song, it's ..
- 6. Dogs like Socks
- 7. Jagermeister Love Song
- 8. Tuff Luv
- 9. No Pun Intended
- 10. Orgasm = Love (Live-ish M..