Bowlerhatted; summer briefs
Beneath his pinstriped skin.
Economy moves nonresidence
Approaching from downwind.
Whenever lesser tigers have
To eat meat that's infected.
When overfed will defecate
In places least expected.
Accept his promise of mutual trust
And offer him your throat.
Second place to the cake you bake
And with undying servile obedience
keep the stiffly starched collar
of his conference shirt spotless
and remove daily the daubed bloody
evidence of his dastardly misdeeds
from the otherwise immaculate elegance
of his pinstripe tiger coat.
- Look at the animals
- Law of the bungle
- Critique oblique
- Post last
- No rehearsal
- Left Right