Epic Lloyd - DSFH - Nelson, Mark, Steven, and.. - text
EpicLLOYD's the microphonist
Of this stone cold dis dish
Choke holds like fish bones in your neck
Light up your coals! Heat up your stoves!
Heads will roll!
I'll bake a Nelson, Mark, Steven, and Lucas casserole
These four lame dudes all sing the same tune!
These aren't the worst bullies it's an acapella group!
A quartet of maggots who aren't even worth talking to!
Unless you're mockingly insulting them like i was brought to do!
Ungodly large words, huh? (pssh!)
You laughed at me!
You patently lack an accurate perspicacity
See you'll just foment a massive wrath in me
Instigating altercations such as these is of dubious sagacity
I put the DIS in DISlexic
Disregard these Dismal Disrespectful Disappointments
Diseased with dysentery, y'all couldn't amount to shit
SO Disapear you Disemboweled Dicks are Dismissed
As murderous as this first verse has been,
To be certain and assured i secured a Sherwin!
To toss Jackasses off yo back like BLOW
Hey! Yo, Zach! Y'all done fucked up now!
It's not hard to tell my freezing ruthless heart
Is far from melting this behavior makes me sick!
Im heaving, puking, barfing, and belching even
Even and as far as squelchin' beef these dudes should start or else
I'm leaving bruises and marks on Steven Lucas Mark and Nelson!
What an ironic twist! You jerk-offs broke Jonas' wrist!
And if you think it's humorous when letters get switched and remixed
Then please enjoy this:
Here's what happens when i blast a wrath rap past ten!
Iv'e got rage to vent on these punk ass men
I;m deadlier than any cobra with poisonous insults
When i spit a diss is snake clan venomous results
I'll chop off a ball each if you try to have a beef with Zach
Leave you trolls with uneven sacks!
And, in fact, it was funny as hell to see a MC serve your stinkin' anus
You say epic? He's Dyslexic! crazy phrases he won't get it!
I say bullshit! And i give my man some credit!
Every word he works out is like a present
An incentive force repentance on this shitty four pack of degenerates
So, bro dont feel hopeless
Show them you own this
Flip the bird no matter how broke your wrist bone is
Turn your back, look away, Tell 'em about who your known as: SING IT!
Like..."My name is Jonas!"Annotate