I was lazing around my bedroom when you called and an
Idea occurred to me i thought you might
Be wondering about, guido...
Who's not wearing any clothes?
My darling, who's afraid to kiss your toes?
Your mamma dear is blowing into your ear
So you'll get it loud and clear
I need you to squeeze me here....
Cootchie, cootchie, cootchie coo. i've
Got a plan for what i'm gonna
Do to you, so hot you're gonnna steam, and scream
And vibrate like a string i'm plucking-
Kiss your fevered little brow
Pinch your cheeks till you say "ow,"
And i can hardly wait to show you how
Who won't care if you come to me tired and overworked?
I won't! bambino
Who knows a therapy to beat what you can get from me?
But this will have to be enough for now
I love you, guido