Everything that I write, will surely change their minds.
First I will make them laugh, and make them want to read
My reviews are excellent, interviews are in-depth!
Now I have to sell some ads, so I can make some cash.
Production run is now complete, first issue is out.
Now I will spread the word, to gain praise of the hard work I have done.
Promos are piling in, labels want to advertise
Go to shows to promote.
Hanging out with the bands I love to hear.
On the phone with label reps, boy this life is the best!
Magazine is improving in every way.
Punctuation is now complete, vocabulary expanded,
They love the new me.
This magazine consumes my life.
Always looking for the next big thing.
The scene kind of suck. Life is all the same,
But still I try to satisfy the readers who subscribe!
Every hour dissipates from me.
My computer keeps freezing up!
Another metal fest, there's never anywhere to sit!
Or being bribed for a good review
If I speak my mind you won't like what I've got to say.
Same old job, same old house.
My life is redundant.
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