Friendville - text

Drive up to the party in my tricked-out Subaru
I feel the warmth of this bonfire as I’m standing next to you
Guess who brought the alcohol
since they’re still students in high school
I might be in my twenties but this crowd makes me feel cool

So what if I don’t know them by first name
They follow me on Facebook, that’s the point of the game

I have more friends than you

Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
Up to my neck, all around me
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity

Come down into my basement, please just do it, don’t be rude
I have some custom juices, they’re not FDA approved
Chocolate Beefcake or perhaps some Mango Blast
Vaping is a trend that’s surely bound to last

I have more friends than you

Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
Up to my neck, all around me
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity

Suh dude, let’s go some food
You’ve got me in the mood
For some of that dank-ass weed
It’s all I need tonight

I have more friends than you
It’s not like I need validation, that’s not even true
I’m sure you envy me
Go back to home and cuddle with your bachelor’s degree
Call Of Duty every night
360 quick-scoped