{"id":9062,"date":"2026-03-14T14:07:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-14T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/?p=9062"},"modified":"2026-03-13T15:21:46","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T14:21:46","slug":"vtipy-o-veku-keitha-richardse-kytarista-rolling-stones-pry-pamatuje-dinosaury-a-prezije-vsechno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/vtipy-o-veku-keitha-richardse-kytarista-rolling-stones-pry-pamatuje-dinosaury-a-prezije-vsechno\/","title":{"rendered":"Vtipy o v\u011bku Keitha Richardse: Kytarista Rolling Stones pr\u00fd pamatuje dinosaury a p\u0159e\u017eije v\u0161echno"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>O n\u011bkter\u00fdch hv\u011bzd\u00e1ch se mluv\u00ed kv\u016fli nov\u00fdm desk\u00e1m, o jin\u00fdch kv\u016fli skand\u00e1l\u016fm. Keith Richards si u\u017e roky dr\u017e\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b jinou pozici, proto\u017ee se z n\u011bj stal doslova chod\u00edc\u00ed hudebn\u00ed m\u00fdtus, kolem kter\u00e9ho internet neust\u00e1le vytv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed nov\u00e9 vt\u00edpky.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kdy\u017e p\u0159ijde \u0159e\u010d na Keitha Richardse, m\u00e1lokdo z\u016fstane jen u jeho hudby. Kytarista Rolling Stones si za dlouh\u00e1 desetilet\u00ed vybudoval tak v\u00fdraznou pov\u011bst, \u017ee ho fanou\u0161ci \u010dasto berou jako symbol \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd snad p\u0159e\u017eije \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno. Pr\u00e1v\u011b proto se kolem jeho jm\u00e9na neust\u00e1le objevuj\u00ed vtipy o v\u011bku, nesmrtelnosti a neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 odolnosti. Na Karaoketexty usuzujeme, \u017ee tyto nar\u00e1\u017eky u\u017e d\u00e1vno zlidov\u011bly a staly se sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed jeho ve\u0159ejn\u00e9ho obrazu. Z legend\u00e1rn\u00edho muzikanta tak internet ud\u011blal t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nad\u010dasovou postavu popkultury.<\/p>\n\n\n<!-- karaoketexty.cz \/ rectangle2 -->\n<div id=\"PX_37086_709110796310826\"><\/div>\n<script>\n   if(!useMobileAds && !boolUseSeznamAds && !hideAllAds){\n     window.px2 = window.px2 || { conf: {},queue: [] };\n     px2.queue.push(function () {\n        px2.render({\n           slot: {\n              id: 37086\n           },\n            elem: \"PX_37086_709110796310826\"\n        })\n     });\n  }\n<\/script>\n\n<!-- karaoketexty.cz \/ mobile-rectangle3 -->\n<div id=\"PX_37044_714599773297004\"><\/div>\n<script>\n   if(useMobileAds && !boolUseSeznamAds && !hideAllAds){\nwindow.px2 = window.px2 || { conf: {},queue: [] };\npx2.queue.push(function () {\n\tpx2.render({\n\t\tslot: {\n\t\t\tid: 37044\n\t\t},\n\t\telem: \"PX_37044_714599773297004\"\n\t})\n});\n}\n<\/script>\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Z hudebn\u00edka se stala legenda i ter\u010d laskav\u00e9ho humoru<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Keith Richards nikdy nebyl jen oby\u010dejnou rockovou hv\u011bzdou. Lid\u00e9 si ho spojili s divok\u00fdm \u017eivotn\u00edm stylem, nekone\u010dn\u00fdm koncertov\u00e1n\u00edm a energi\u00ed, kter\u00e1 jako by odm\u00edtala st\u00e1rnout. Tahle kombinace dala vzniknout cel\u00e9 \u0159ad\u011b vtip\u016f, podle nich\u017e Richards nepat\u0159\u00ed mezi b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 smrteln\u00edky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fanou\u0161ci si z jeho v\u011bku utahuj\u00ed u\u017e roky, jen\u017ee za t\u00edm humorem se skr\u00fdv\u00e1 i jist\u00fd obdiv. Mnoz\u00ed v n\u011bm vid\u00ed d\u016fkaz, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 osobnosti dok\u00e1\u017eou vzdorovat \u010dasu mnohem sn\u00e1z ne\u017e ostatn\u00ed. Soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b a fanou\u0161kovsk\u00e9 str\u00e1nky tenhle obraz je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ily.<strong> <\/strong>Ka\u017ed\u00e1 nov\u00e1 fotografie, vystoupen\u00ed nebo zm\u00ednka o Keithu Richardsovi okam\u017eit\u011b vyvol\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed vlnu koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f, ve kter\u00fdch lid\u00e9 p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00ed jeho v\u011b\u010dnost.<\/p>\n\n\n<!-- karaoketexty.cz \/ interscroller1 -->\n\n<div id=\"PX_37041_825057871452834\"><\/div>\n<script>\nif(useMobileAds && !boolUseSeznamAds && !hideAllAds){\n\twindow.px2 = window.px2 || { conf: {},queue: [] };\n\tpx2.queue.push(function () {\n\t\tpx2.render({\n\t\t\tslot: {\n\t\t\t\tid: 37041\n\t\t\t},\n\t\t\telem: \"PX_37041_825057871452834\"\n\t\t})\n\t});\n}\n<\/script>\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Za vt\u00edpky z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 hudebn\u00ed stopa<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Internet si z n\u011bj ud\u011blal t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 samostatn\u00fd \u017e\u00e1nr, kde se m\u00eds\u00ed nads\u00e1zka, respekt i pobaven\u00ed. Nejde p\u0159itom o v\u00fdsm\u011bch, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 o zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed druh pocty \u010dlov\u011bku, kter\u00fd je na sc\u00e9n\u011b tak dlouho, a\u017e to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 zn\u00edt skoro neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b. Byla by ale \u0161koda z\u016fstat jen u internetov\u00fdch hl\u00e1\u0161ek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DUv52NVk01T\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"14\" style=\" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);\"><div style=\"padding:16px;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DUv52NVk01T\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" background:#FFFFFF; line-height:0; padding:0 0; text-align:center; text-decoration:none; width:100%;\" target=\"_blank\"> <div style=\" display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;\"> <div style=\"background-color: #F4F4F4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;\"><\/div> <div style=\"display: flex; 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font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DUv52NVk01T\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;\" target=\"_blank\">P\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek sd\u00edlen\u00fd Stones Fans (@stonesfans.ww)<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/blockquote>\n<script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>Keith Richards se zapsal do hudebn\u00ed historie jako z\u00e1sadn\u00ed postava rocku a jeho vliv sah\u00e1 daleko za hranice jedn\u00e9 kapely. Jeho kytarov\u00fd styl, skladatelsk\u00fd rukopis i charisma pomohly vytvo\u0159it zvuk, kter\u00fd znaj\u00ed miliony lid\u00ed po cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b. Vtipy o v\u011bku sice bav\u00ed publikum, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00ed, jak dlouho u\u017e Richards stoj\u00ed na vrcholu hudebn\u00ed sc\u00e9ny. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b mo\u017en\u00e1 u\u017e taky za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1te p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let, jak\u00fd sv\u011bt tady po sob\u011b Keithu Richardsovi jako lidstvo zanech\u00e1me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zdroj: Autorsk\u00fd text,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/ultimateclassicrock.com\/keith-richards-memes\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">UltimateClassicRock<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/upjoke.com\/keith-richards-jokes\">Upjoke<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DUv52NVk01T\/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&amp;igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Instagram StoneFans<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/rolling-stones-odkladaji-evropske-turne-muze-za-to-spatny-zdravotni-stav-keitha-richardse\/\" class=\"related-post-link\">\n                <div class=\"post-thumbnail\">\n                    <img decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"141\" src=\"https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Rolling-Stones-v-lete-2015.jpg\" class=\"attachment-250x180 size-250x180 not-transparent\" alt=\"Rolling Stones v l\u00e9t\u011b 2015\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Rolling-Stones-v-lete-2015.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Rolling-Stones-v-lete-2015-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Rolling-Stones-v-lete-2015-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Rolling-Stones-v-lete-2015-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Rolling-Stones-v-lete-2015-800x450.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" data-has-transparency=\"false\" data-dominant-color=\"4a3842\" style=\"--dominant-color: #4a3842;\" \/>                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"post-details\">\n                    <span class=\"also-read\">\u010ct\u011bte tak\u00e9:<\/span>\n                    <h3 class=\"hed\">Rolling Stones odkl\u00e1daj\u00ed evropsk\u00e9 turn\u00e9: M\u016f\u017ee za to \u0161patn\u00fd zdravotn\u00ed stav Keitha Richardse<\/h3>\n                <\/div>\n            <\/a>\n            \n\n            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/osm-deti-s-peti-zenami-mick-jagger-ma-rodinu-vetsi-nez-rockovou-kapelu\/\" class=\"related-post-link\">\n                <div class=\"post-thumbnail\">\n                    <img decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"155\" src=\"https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/mick-jagger-rok-2021.jpg\" class=\"attachment-250x180 size-250x180 not-transparent\" alt=\"Mick Jagger b\u011bhem Rolling Stones show v Lond\u00fdn\u011b v roce 2018\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/mick-jagger-rok-2021.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/mick-jagger-rok-2021-300x186.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/mick-jagger-rok-2021-1024x633.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.karaoketexty.cz\/magazin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/mick-jagger-rok-2021-768x475.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" data-has-transparency=\"false\" data-dominant-color=\"20316d\" style=\"--dominant-color: #20316d;\" \/>                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"post-details\">\n                    <span class=\"also-read\">\u010ct\u011bte tak\u00e9:<\/span>\n                    <h3 class=\"hed\">Osm d\u011bt\u00ed s p\u011bti \u017eenami: Mick Jagger m\u00e1 rodinu v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e rockovou kapelu<\/h3>\n                <\/div>\n            <\/a>\n            ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O n\u011bkter\u00fdch hv\u011bzd\u00e1ch se mluv\u00ed kv\u016fli nov\u00fdm desk\u00e1m, o jin\u00fdch kv\u016fli skand\u00e1l\u016fm. 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