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Song For When You Want To Say "I Love You" Bu.. - text

L: Hey girl. Y'know we've been dating for a long time now. Going on five whole weeks.

R: Now that's commitment baby. So we've prepared this very special song for the very special ladies in our lives.

L: Listen up...

It was magic on our first date,
at the food court on the mall.

R: At the Sbarro.

L: You still won't let me meet you parrents,
but hey, that's your call.

R: You're a strong independent woman.

L: Remember our first kiss?
Romantically lit, in the Walmart parking lot.

R: Always low prices.

L: And then what did we do?
We got matching tattoos of our high school mascot.

R: Charging Chipmunks

L: Now I'm ready to say...
I looo-oost my shoe in the park.
It was a flip-flop, have you seen it?
I looo-ootioned my skin with hotel shampoo.
It was an accident.

R: You nursed me back to health,
when I woke up in Mexico.

L: He was missing a kidney.

R: And I drove you to the hospital,
when you fell off the hoveboard and broke both elbows.

L: All two of them...

R: You shaved my hairy back,
popped the pimples I can't reach.
And you went with me to get my dog spayed

L: Helping control the pet poppulation.

R: I think it's time to lock this down,
open my heart and finally say...
I looo-oong jump on the weekends,
I'm in the league you should come to watch.
I looo-oowered my car insurance,
by fifteen percent when I switched to Geico.

L: Not a sponsor.
Those three little words they're so hard to say,
and even though I can't say'em.
I want you to think I'm saying'em anyway.

R: I'll make you happy if you just do this,
just put it on mute...

L: Mute it up.

R: ...and read my lips.

L: Ooo-oolive juice.
R: Elephant poo.
L: All the shoes.
R: On the news.
L: I love booze.
R: Alligator food.
L: Island view.
R: Vacuum.
L: Pile of poo.
R: Dried up glue.
L: Buy a zoo.
R: Crawl and spew.
L: Cows like moo.
R: Finds blues clues.
L: I lick boots.
R: Is that you?
L: All birds flew.
R: Eyes like punce.
L: Owls can hoot.
R: Barbecue.

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