Pikachu! Pikachu! I'm your loyal 'lectric shrew! Oak is scary! Gary's hairy! Here's a Pokedex for you! Pika this! Pika that! I am wearing Ash's hat! Plus three speed is all I need so I can tackle this Golbat! EXP, just for me! I'm evolving- Quick, press B! Nah, just kidding! You would need a Thunder Stone! So just remember, if you try to make me Raichu, I will fight you! Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!
Oh no! A Rocket Grunt has seen us! Now he says he wants to fight! Too bad his team is level 7, and it's stupid- ("Meowth! That's right!") I'll use my Thundershock to maul it! When we win, we'll take his wallet! Now let's search inside a patch of grass And catch ourselves a flaming ass- ("Seriously, guys, I'm a horse.")
Pikachu! Pikachu! I am so in love with you! Feeling weary? Eat a berry while I play this Poke Flute! On a board! On a bike! Let's go fishing! Now let's hike! Elite Four is such a bore... Hey, I can hear you with this mic! Missing No! Here we go! HM05 is my M.O! We can replicate Rare Candies everywhere! Hey Metapod, I beg your pardon, But I think you've over-hardened... Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!
I'm a girl! I'm a guy! I can faint but I can't die! "Pika Pika" on yo' speaka, but ??? 's my battle cry! Take a walk! Take a nap! Listen to the Poke Rap! Sneasel, easel, weasel, freeze'll, Freeze you solid! ("It's a trap!") Ouch, I'm burned! Oh, the pain! Argh! Confusion?! I'm insane! I'll incapacitate myself until I'm well! Although it's true, I'm quite frenetic... ...I'm also photogenic...
...'Cause I'm your loyalest pal in the entire world- -Red, Gold, Black, Emerald, Platinum, Diamond, Sapphire, Pearl- Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!