Arrow in the Knee - text

Gather round ye people
and mind to listen well.
I got an epic tale to tell you from the land of Tamriel.
I was traveling north of Cyrodiil in the province of Skyrim.
I had just arrived in Whiterun and that where i met him.
Well, to me he looked like just another guard walking down the street.
But to him it seemed I stuck right out, like a bald khajiit.
And he walked right up to me with a look of nostalgia in his eye.
He said, "We are not so different,"
"You and i."

Then he said,
"I used to be an adventurer like you,
But then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"Just ask any of my fellow guards"
they'll tell you that it's true
that I took an arrow in the knee!"

Well he told me he was on duty, so he couldn't stay to chat.
Someone stole a sweetroll,
and he was investigating that.
I said, "Don't let me hold you up, sir."
And then we parted ways.
I mubled to myself,
"This is looking like one of those days."

I was feeling kind of tired
Decided to head right for the inn.
But I'd never been here before.
Didnt know wich direction it was in.
I walked up to another guard,
And asked him where I could find a bed.
He looked at me,
then he smiled and said,

"I used to be an adventurer like you,
But then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"Just ask any of my fellow guards
they'll tell you that it's true,
that I took an arrow in the knee!"
"An arrow in the knee!"
"An arrow in the knee!"

The first one was kind of random,
but now I was freaking out.
I was thinking I should run away,
or use a dragon shout.
I was starting to calm down,
And thats when I looked up and saw
Another guard comming right toward me!
That's when I said,
"FUS RO DAH!"

Well in retrospect
That turned out to be not the greatest plan,
Now i'm sprinting for the stables,
Running as fast as I can.
But it's just my luck
The stablemaster know how to use a bow.
Now he's aiming for my legs!
"Oh nooo!"

"I used to be an adventurer like you,
But then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"Just ask any of my fellow guards
they'll tell you that it's true"
"We've all taken arrows in the knees!"
"An arrow in the knee!"
"An arrow in the knee!"

So very painful!

"I used to be an adventurer like you,
But then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"Just ask any of my fellow guards
They'll tell you that its true"
"We've all taken arrows in the knees!"
"An arrow in the kneeeee!"
"An arrow in the kneeeee!"
"An arrow in the kneeeee!"
"An arrow in the kneeeee!"

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  • Fráze "Arrow in the knee" ve hře znamená: oženit se/ vdát se autor zde na tohle ohled nebral a udělal si z téhle fráze legraci.  (Niki_Smith)
  • Píseň se váže ke hře The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim  (Niki_Smith)

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