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Be More Chill (part 1) - text

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[THE SQUIP]

Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest

[JEREMY]

But I AM a masturbator--

[THE SQUIP]

We'll fix that.

All your nerdiness is ugly

[JEREMY]

Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--

[THE SQUIP]

All your stammering's a chore

[JEREMY]

Wh-wh-what?

[THE SQUIP]

Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Buh

[JEREMY]

Wha?

[THE SQUIP]

Buh

[JEREMY]

Wha?

[THE SQUIP]

No

[JEREMY]

Aah!

[THE SQUIP]

Stop

Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

[JEREMY]

Jesus Christ...

[THE SQUIP]

So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

[JEREMY]

What?! What's wrong with my shirt--

[THE SQUIP]

It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why

[JEREMY]

How are you with math homework?

[THE SQUIP]

I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math.
Oh, everything about you is so terrible

[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]

Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

[THE SQUIP]

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]

Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

[THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL]

All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob

[PEOPLE IN THE MALL]

You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!

[THE SQUIP]

And boy, can I see why!

Now you try picking a shirt.
That's a girl's shirt.

[JEREMY]

Sorry...

[CHLOE]

...Jerry?

[JEREMY]

Jeremy.

[CHLOE]

You shop here?

[JEREMY]

Oh, yeah all the time--

[THE SQUIP]

Never.

[JEREMY]

Never. Is what I meant to...

[THE SQUIP]

Greet the beta.

[JEREMY]

Oh. Hey, Brooke.

[THE SQUIP]

"You look sexy."

[JEREMY]

I can't say that to a hot girl!

[THE SQUIP]

Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death.

[JEREMY]

Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.

[BROOKE]

Thanks.

[CHLOE]

Is that a girl's shirt?

[JEREMY]

No.

[THE SQUIP]

"Yes."

[JEREMY]

Yes.

[THE SQUIP]

Repeat after me--

I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

[JEREMY]

I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

[THE SQUIP]

I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

[JEREMY]

I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

[THE SQUIP]

It's still painful

[JEREMY]

It's still painful

[CHLOE]

So, who was this mystery girl?

[JEREMY]

Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--

[THE SQUIP]

Madeline

[JEREMY]

Madeline

[CHLOE]

What?

[JEREMY]

She's French

[CHLOE]

Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!

[BROOKE]

Madeline broke up with you?

[JEREMY]

Yeah...

[THE SQUIP]

No.

[JEREMY]

I mean--

[THE SQUIP]

I broke up with her

[JEREMY]

I broke up with her

[THE SQUIP]

'Cause she was
Cheating on me

[JEREMY]

'Cause she was
Cheating on me

[THE SQUIP]

Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.

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