Sandy Claus - text

ORANGE: Jingle bells, batman smells, I just craped my pants... Oh wait, I'm not wearing pants. Hahaha!
SANTA: Ho ho ho!
SANTA: Merry Christmas!
ORANGE: Who are you?
SANTA: Why, I'm Santa Claus.
ORANGE: Santa Claus? Is that a fruit or vegetable?
SANTA: Ho ho ho ho ho! No, I'm a person.
ORANGE: You are kinda red; you could be an apple.
SANTA: No, I bring presents to all the good children on Christmas.
ORANGE: Presents?
SANTA: Why, yes.
ORANGE: I want one billions dollars.
SANTA: Well that's a bit much, don't you think?
ORANGE: Uh uh, I want one billions dollars and gallon of gas.
SANTA: A gallon of gas.
ORANGE: Yeah, 'cause I'm running out te juice. hahaha!
ORANGE: Hahaha! Get it?
SANTA: Juice. Very funny.
ORANGE: Hahaha! I am an orange!
SANTA: I know.
ORANGE: Hay! Hay Santa!
ORANGE: Santa! Hay!
SANTA: What?
ORANGE: Can I give you a presents?
SANTA: Well... I guess.
ORANGE: Brrrp! Hahaha!
SANTA: That was very naughty!
ORANGE: Hay! Hay Santa!
SANTA: What?
ORANGE: Do you like to go to the beach?
SANTA: Well.. I guess. Yeah.
ORANGE: Them I'm gonna call you "Sandy" Claus. Hahaha!
SANTA: That not's my name.
ORANGE: Get it? Sandy Claus? Hahaha! Oh I "sleigh" me.
SANTA: Ho ho ho, yeah. Very funny.
ORANGE: Hay! Hay Sandy!
SANTA: It's Santa.
ORANGE: Hay Sandy!
SANTA: Santa!
ORANGE: Hay Sandy! Hay!
SANTA: It's Santa!
ORANGE: Hay, You wanna hear te most annoying sound in the world?
ORANGE: Nyaah!!!!!
SANTA: Please, stop!
ORANGE: Nyaah!!!!!
SANTA: Stop! Stop!
ORANGE: Nyaah!!!!!
ORANGE: OK, what?
SANTA: You know, there're some naughty boys and girls out there, but you, you top the list. Who taught you your manners? You aren't getting anything but coal in your sock this year.
ORANGE: Socks? How can I wear socks? I don't even hae feet. Hahaha!
SANTA: Ah...
ORANGE: Hay! Hay Sandy!
SANTA: What?
ORANGE: Can you move over a little? You are giving me "Claus-throfobia" Hahaha!
SANTA: Ah...
ORANGE: Get it? Claus-throfobia? Hahaha!
SANTA: Yes! Yes! I get it!
ORANGE: You're an apple!

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